The Last Will and Testament of Intergalactic Felon
Teenage computer prodigy Harley Davidson not only foils an alien plan to destroy Planet Earth, but cripples that entire alien civilization and becomes Emperor of the Known Universe. All he originally intended was get an apology to his dog from a snotty M.I.T. professor, and for his A.I. to make sure said professor never again completes a cell phone conversation.